How to piss Pops Off

Some days even I have to swallow my "do good by everyone" philosophy and choose sides, and thats how you piss off Pops.

Long story short, what does Superman do when he's faced with saving the world from nuclear holocaust or saving Lois from an earthquake in San Francisco? Well even Superman chose humanity over his genital delights. The difference between Superman and Husbands is the fact that the schmuck never married Lois and all husbands learn at one point or another that the Queens safety, happyness, and satisfaction are truly what brings delight to every living day.

Why do I ramble on and on you may ask? Well nothing more pisses off Pops then not seeing things and then not doing things his way. Word of advise to all you kids at there a happy wife is way better than a happy family. So if I piss off Pops then so be it. I bet you his wife is happy and the cycle continues.

In my next life evolution when I'm Pops I hope to be able to understand the heart of my dependent loved ones and offer comfort and guidance thru cookies and great sandwiches. One thing Pops does tremendously well is provide comfort for loved ones via memorable trips, and insatiable conersation. He has certanly set the bar quite high in affection and I'll always have fond memories of him. So if I can be a tenth of him in that region I consider a good shot. One thing Pops always says is "Work Hard, Play Hard", of which I've struggled at both. The funny part is Cookie Daddy always said "Hard work will do nothing but kill ya" and "Be good to yourself", then he died of cholesterol clogged arteries, which isn't a side effect of working at all but eating. So here's my attempt at a good life-catch-phrase "Work Hard early in your life, Get plenty of rest, Exercise daily, Eat balanced meals and Get A Hobby".

So back to pissing Pops off,

Here's my Top 10 list of things to not do piss off Pops:

1. Take care of your business, or atleast appear as such.
2. Only introduce Pops to your friends that are Taking care of business.
3. When Pops is speaking you should not, and appear attentive.
4. Be careful to avoid playful hazing, Pops will view it as assault and treat it as such.
5. If Pops says he did or didn't say or do something, go with it.
6. If you are around Pops too long it will piss him off, contact should be limited to 12 hour intervals with a minimum week separations between intervals.
7. If you do not know how to do something, stear clear of assisting or helping.
8. You should assist and offer to help, Pops likes go getters.
9. Do not make a mistake.
10. Compliment Pops frequently on his youthful exteria.